You can shut your talking clock with a bang of a hand, but trying this on your girlfriend could be injurious to your health. All we poor guys are left with are harmless movements of facial muscles. Here are some typical ways in which men react to things their girlfriends say:
1. ‘I think I love you’. You’ve met her just twice before, by the way.
2. ‘I don’t know if I love you yet’. It’s your second marriage anniversary.
3. ‘Do you want to get out of here?’
4. ‘I’m not wearing any….
seatbelt’
5. ‘Here’s my number. Call me maybe!’
6. ‘Wake up baby’
7. ‘Look what I cooked for you!’’
8. ‘I’ll have another drink’
9. ‘Which one should I wear?’
10. ‘I’m not in the mood to sleep tonight’
’let’s watch the TV’?
11. ‘Are you a bad boy?’
12. ‘I’m not talking to you.’
13. ‘What’s the big deal? It’s just a game’
14. ‘Is she hot?’
’Hotter than me?’
15. ‘Do you love me?’
16. ‘I don’t think I’m ready for babies’
17. ‘It’s too soon. I don’t think I’m ready.’ Yes, she means sex.
18. ‘Is it in?’
19. ‘I have nothing to wear’
20. ‘You know I was thinking about you…
and I wanted to ask you…
is there any chance you’re gay?’
21. ‘I think I like your best friend’
22. ‘I hate my ex
but he was the best sex I ever had!’ And, you search for your clothes!
23. ‘Let’s go shopping!’
24. ‘Do you see that baby? You like babies? I love babies. Let’s have a baby?’
25. ‘I think I’m pregnant’
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