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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Sell your Old phone to Airtel and get a NOKIA Lumia 520

Airtel Nigeria, leading telecommunications service provider, and Nokia, have partnered to provide Nigerians the opportunity to exchange any of their current handsets for one of Nokia’s swank smartphones, the Lumia 520.

To qualify for the Airtel/Nokia phone upgrade programme, customers are to visit any of Airtel shops with their old but functional device of any given brand and network, then pay an exchange fee of N23, 990, to own the Lumia 520.

The General Superintendent of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Pastor William Kumuyi, has refused to recognise the controversial videos of a ‘prophetess’ and others who claimed to have died, gone to heaven and came back to narrate their extra-terrestrial experience.

In the controversial videos being sold all over Nigeria, two women and a boy claimed they died, went to heaven and came back to narrate what they said God showed them.

A teacher who was caught having an affair with 17-year-old pupil is now living with him in her marital home, two months after being placed on the s*x offenders’ register.

27-year-old Eppie Sprung Dawson lost her job and her marriage after being discovered half-unclad with teenager Matthew Robinson.

The Bayelsa Police command has confirmed the alleged suicide of a 12-year-old girl, who Monday, allegedly took her own life in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

Bayelsa Police Public Relations Officer, Mr Alex Akhigbe, told the police told the News Agency of Nigeria, yesterday, that the girl allegedly hanged herself early on Monday.

#Joke Sector# Animal Facebook

If animals had Facebook, these would most likely be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: "Managed to skip from someone’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”

Dog: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don’t even remember…”

Einstein's Cat: "E = mice squared"

Mosquito: “I am

#Sport# Blatter: Summer World Cup in Qatar is a mistake

The Fifa president concedes he knew it would be problematic to host the event in the summer and will meet with governing body's board next month to argue for a winter tournament

Fifa president Sepp Blatter has admitted it may have been a mistake to give Qatar the World Cup in 2022, knowing full well that the tournament being played in the summer would cause serious problems.

What appears to be the invasion of the church by satan is unfolding following the launch of a website that offers faithful Christian couples the chance to experiment with group sex or even exchange themselves with other couples for sex has been launched.

The website, ChristianSwingers, offers Christian couples the opportunity to engage with other ‘swinging partners’ in sexual activities “in good faith” and because it is sinful to go out of Christendom to engage in extra-marital affairs.

According to our olofofos, we learnt that 43 year old ex-militant, High Chief Government Oweizide Ekpemupolo (aka Tompolo) on Monday 26th August 2013 received his LearJet 60SE produced by Canadian aerospace company Bombardier.

The Jet according to aviation sources cost a whopping sum of $13.3 million (N2.12 billion).

A couple of weeks ago, the Limpopo crooner, KCee was quoted as saying he is single or separated from his wife.

Well, in a recent chat he was asked to shed more light on the issue

Now here’s a song worthy of being leaked. Super producer, Kid Konnect comes up with a cracking material, “Satan Must Fall”, featuring M.I Abaga, Terry Tha Rapman and Sir Dauda.

It’s rap and bars all the way, and if you aren’t a Hiphop purist, then this one’s not for you..

Raise Yo Game!

Hot Or Not? Karen Igho Displays Bikini Body

This is Monday morning and I resisted the urge to present to you Karen Igho’s hot bikini body because I wanted the men to settle down to work before feasting their eyes.

Dietitian’s tip: These quick-and-easy chocolate pudding pies make great desserts or snacks. Instead of using sprinkles for garnish, you can top the pies with diced fresh fruit, such as strawberries or raspberries.

For those who know ‘Bumper To Bumper’ crooner, Wande, they will tell you that the dark and sonorous voiced dude has a heart of gold and this, he showed recently when he gave his manager, Nana Abbey, an E200 Kompressor Mercedes Benz, just few days after launching a 450GL 4Matic Benz car.

There has been a lot of controversy in the Nigerian music industry of late.

Two days ago, rappers went berserk regarding Notjstok’s top 10 talented rappers list.

Rapper Godwon decided to blast some rappers who made the list, among those rappers – were M.I and Sinzu.

Who Got The Bile Of Annie Idibia?

It seems someone, or some people are really out to get Annie Macaulay Idibia, the wife of top music star, 2Face Idibia very angry or what can one make of her angry tweets over the weekend?

In one of her tweets, the model cum Nollywood actress stated categorically that she would gladly prefer being buried with live snakes than to live her life pleasing any man. In another tweet, she said that she stays away from anyone who makes her feel uneasy. I want to ask: does that include her lovely husband, 2Face? See her tweets and see what you make of them.

After watching their near neighbours Tottenham spend almost £105m on new players, Arsenal look set to finally get in on the act on the final day of the summer transfer window.

"The headline act is Mesut Ozil, Real Madrid's 24-year-old attacking midfielder. Arsenal are in advanced talks to sign the Germany international for a reported fee of 45m euros (£38.2m).

When was the last time you gave or received a compliment (close friends and family don’t count)? What was the reaction like in both cases? Shock, bewilderment or just a plain smile in acknowledgement?

In a world where compliments are offered so rarely and rivalry; healthy and otherwise has become the order of the day, exceptions to the rule come like a breath of fresh air, more so when they’re from a complete stranger or from a contemporary who acknowledges our talent or craft.

What if that animal went wild? What if the animal turned to say hi? So many “what ifs” maybe, but the Ghanaian actress had no fears at all. Not because the crocodile couldn’t attack her pretty self but because there were a hundred and one peeps around to control the situation hopefully not after she’s been eaten up!

Liverpool wants to sign defenders Mamadou Sakho and Tiago Ilori from Paris St-Germain and Sporting Lisbon respectively.

The Anfield club is in talks with both clubs on a possible agreement over the weekend as Sakho, 23, and Ilori, 20, are expected on Merseyside for medicals in the next 24 hours.

This is so weird!!! 19 year Brazilian Adriana Andrade woke up in the hospital after swallowing her mobile phone,she did this to prevent her boyfriend Renato from reading the text messages on her cellphone.

when he demanded to see them she took off running and when she was far enough away, she did the unthinkable… swallowed the mobile phone.

she had to undergo an operation to get the cellphone removed.

Girl-Child Marriage: Yerima Should Be Flogged And Jailed – Cleric

Apostle Suleiman

Founder of Omega Ministries, Auchi, Edo State, Apostle Johnson Suleiman, has called for the arrest of Senator Ahmed Yerima over his encouragement of girl-child marriage in the country.

Irked by recent comments credited to the former Zamfara State governor, Suleiman said: “The issue is that Senator Yerima should be arrested. When he got married to an under-aged girl in Egypt, he was accompanied there by some shameless senators. But in case they have forgotten, Islam says when you marry a girl under 18 years you do not touch her until she is 18 years.

Pope Francis has called for the world to unite in a day of fasting and prayer for Syria next Saturday and said “God and history” would judge anyone using chemical weapons.

“May the cry for peace enter the hearts of everyone,” the pope told tens of thousands of pilgrims at his traditional weekly blessing in the Vatican on Sunday.

“I condemn with particular force the use of chemical weapons. I still have in my mind and heart the terrible images of the past days,” he said.

#Sports# Real Madrid sign Bale for world record fee

Los Blancos have finally announced the arrival of the Wales international, who has usurped new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player.

Real Madrid have confirmed the signing of Gareth Bale from Tottenham Hotspur for a reported €100 million.

The Wales international succeeds new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as the game's most expensive player after penning a six-year contract with the Liga giants.

Synopsis
Following a mysterious explosion in a busy London market, the police swoop, a suspect is detained, and the country prepares for one of the most high-profile trials in British legal history. Two exceptional lawyers with a romantic history step into a dangerous web of secrets and lies, and when evidence points to a British Secret Service cover up, it’s not just their reputations, but their lives that are at stake.

There’s something tacky about people giving themselves credit. We Nigerians frown upon it. And it gets worse when the credit is undeserved. Young rapper Yung6ix knows this, but he’s thrown caution out the window and invited a backlash with his latest tweets.

What do you think? Is he the best? Let’s know what you think.

‘My wife is a prostitute, I once caught her having sex with a man on our street

An house wife in Lagos, Aina Akinbami, who filled a divorce suit against her husband at the Agege Customary Court for infidelity.

She told the court that the marriage is 12 years and blessed with two children.

She said since past five years things had changed for the worse between them because her husband no longer trust her trailing her around and accusing her of flirting around with different men.

Did 41-year-old Mrs. Catherine Sefunmi Urouna commit suicide on Saturday because her husband refused to buy her an iPad? That is what the police in Ondo State will try to unravel as they launch investigations into the mysterious death of the senior executive accounting officer in Akure North local government council, Iju/Ita-Ogbolu area of the state.

Cameroun international striker Samuel Eto’o Fills completes his move to Chelsea from Anzhi Makhachkala on a free transfer. The 32-year-old has signed a one-year deal at Stamford Bridge.

Eto’o moved from Milan, where he won the 2010 European Champions League under Mourinho, to Anzhi and then became the highest paid player in the world, reportedly earning £167,825 per week in 2011.

An Indian court sentenced a teenager to three years in a detention centre over the fatal gang-r*pe of a student, prompting the victim’s angry family to declare women are “not safe in India”.

The juveniles’ court found the teenager guilty over the brutal assault on a moving bus in New Delhi last December, in the first and long-delayed verdict on the incident that sparked outrage over India’s treatment of women.

Turning into a vegetarian but worried you won’t be able to replace the essential protein along with other essential nutrients that meat provides? Read through the article to find out the best 5 substitutes of meat.

#Marriage# How To Tell If She's Marriage Material

You’ve been dating for a few months, or few years and you just love her. You’ve been wondering when to pop the question.

But then you go out for a few drinks with your friends and they put ideas in your head. You start to question whether she’s the right girl for you. Whether she is or isn’t marriage material? Don’t get into a state. It’s rather easy to figure this out. Read on:

The Super Eagles coach has released the names of the 23 players that will prosecute the match against the Flames

Stephen Keshi has sent a revised list of 23 players for Nigeria as the Super Eagles prepare for next week’s 2014 FIFA World Cup qualifying match against Malawi in Calabar.

It's nice to see the beautiful actress rocking something other than blonde. She rocked this to Galaxy TV for an interview, you like?

#Cruel# North Korean Leader, Kim Executes Ex-girlfriend For Making A Sex Tape

Unconfirmed reports claim the ex-girlfriend of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was executed by firing squad along with 11 others, after the group allegedly made and sold a sex tape.

Hyon Song Wol, a singer in North Korea's famed Unhasu Orchestra, was killed by machine gun along with 11 other members of the orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band, another popular state-run music group in North Korea, according to a report in The Chosun Ilbo, South Korea's largest daily newspaper.

What was Flavour Nabania looking at?

There is no part of the world Flavour Nabania hasn’t sent his songs to and appearing live in those countries becomes the icing on the cake. The high live singer just ended his short visit to Ghana and dashed off to Cameroon for a crowd pulling concert in Douala.

Flavour brings flavor and favor combined and his Douala concert was no different. From hits like “Ashawo” to the recent “Baby O kun”, the Nigerian hit maker was all over the place. Reports say the audience was ecstatic and almost jumped on the fine man.

If reports trending on the social media this morning are anything to go by, then BBA returnee, Beverly Osu, may be battling with an undisclosed ailment as we gathered that she was hurriedly taken to a hospital, Faith City Hospital in Victoria Island yesterday where she spent about five hours.

Though conflicting reports have it that she hurt her ankle during the final show of the BBA, close insiders informed that the 21 year old has been suffering from fatigue which could also be related to heartbreak… whatever that means. But we wish our Bev speedy recovery.

Genevieve Nnaji Named Judge On Miss Earth Nigeria 2013

There could not have been a better choice than Nollywood screen goddess, Genevieve Nnaji, being chosen as the chief judge of Miss Earth Nigeria Beauty Pageant 2013 packaged by President of Actors Guild of Nigeria, Ibinabo Fiberesima.

According to the organizers, Genevieve is a celebrity that will give the pageant the necessary leverage and weight that it requires. In a press conference during the unveiling of Genevieve and other judges, Ibinabo had this to say: “Reasons for the guest judges are not far-fetched.

United States worries over the battle between the Federal Government and the public universities’ lecturers over their demand for better working conditions.

US also voiced warnings against the activities of hoodlums who mislead students from Nigeria.

Addressing journalists on Wednesday in Abuja, the US Embassy Cultural Affairs Officer, Bill Strassberger, urged the government to resolve the crisis with the Academic Staff Union of Universities, saying “it is a fear, it is a worry for us.”

In a recent interview on channels, the tattoo-loving actress confirmed the rumours making the rounds that she was bleaching her skin. She says there’s nothing wrong with skin bleaching as long as it’s done well.

According to the controversial actress said, ‘I don’t have an opinion on it, I just feel we can do it the right way, it mustn’t go wrong, it can be right”.

Other than exercising, eating the right food at the right time is the key to a flat tummy. So, include those foods in your diet that are rich in proteins, help reduce water retention and speed up your metabolism. They will not only give you a flat abdomen, but will also improve your digestion. Here is list of a few food items you must include in your diet to get a flat stomach

A 40-year-old mother is set to marry her own son. The woman and her son claim to be in love with each other. And now they want to take their relationship to the next level and get married considering that the mother, Betty Mbereko (from Mwenezi in Masvingo) is now six months pregnant and expecting her son’s child and her grand child.

Mbereko, 40, has been a widow for the past 12 years and has been living with her 23-years-old son Farai Mbereko.

Mercy Johnson Okojie turned 29 years yesterday, the 28th of August 2013 and here is a message from the mother of one to her fans…

Today, I thought of many things I would love to have as birthday gifts and the many dreams I am still pursuing. In all of this I’m not losing sight of the fact that if not for God I might have ended up on the street like the many kids and young adults begging for food and some prostitüting to make ends meet.

Joke Sector# PROPOSE

THERE WAS A GUY WHO WANTED TO PROPOSE TO A GIRL THAT HE FELL IN LOVE WITH BUT CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.THIS IS WHAT HE TOLD THE GIRL WHEN HE MET HER ONE DAY.

Everyone wants a happier marriage yet few people know what to do to achieve it.

So many times people look to their spouse to “complete” them instead of looking inside themselves to figure out how they can help their relationship thrive.

Here are some ideas to get you started on the road to a happier marriage.

How nearby is your phone when you go to bed at night? (I sometimes tuck mine underneath my pillow--why? It makes no sense!) Because so many of us have our phones at arm's length when we're sleeping, a new phenomenon has emerged: sleep-texting.

Kleptomania is the irresistible urge to steal items that you generally don’t really need and that usually have little value. Kleptomania is a serious mental health disorder that can cause much emotional pain to you and your loved ones if not treated. Kleptomania is a type of impulse control disorder — a disorder in which you can’t resist the temptation or drive to perform an act that’s harmful to you or someone else.

To keep your relationship healthy and happy, it is advisable to stay away from the following words.

1. “Man up.” This phrase is never, ever appropriate. He is a man. If he’s not meeting your expectations, learn to communicate this clearly and without insult.

2. “We need to talk.” Yes, you should talk to your man. No, you should not warn him that you need to talk about something yet-to-be-described that will likely be uncomfortable. This phrase is the most likely to shift him into defensive mode. Try a more loving approach and you will surely get better results.

Dietitian’s tip

The type of fiber in whole-wheat pasta is insoluble — during the digestive process it maintains its bulk, holds on to water and, as a result, helps prevent constipation.

Ingredients
1/2 pound extra-lean ground beef

1 small onion, diced, about 1/2 cup

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