Welcome to Kingsley Otuya's Blog: September 2013

Friday, 13 September 2013

#Health Tips# 4 Ways To Cope With A Panic Attack!!!

If you have experienced panic attacks at any point in your life, you understand how frightening it can be. Sufferers may be performing their usual daily tasks, when suddenly they are affected by a panic attack. They quickly become nervous, uncomfortable, easily overwhelmed, fatigued, frightened, experience chest pains and stomach issues, along with other symptoms. Sufferers are afraid to be in public or go about their usual routine. They are afraid of what can happen to them. At that moment, they are convinced the worst possible thing is about to occur.

We consider the reports in a section of the media claiming that the Nigerian government had ordered customized gold iPhones from a Dubai-based company to mark the country’s 53rd independence anniversary in October not only false and misleading, but utterly mischievous.

It is instructive that despite the refutation of the story by the company, which ought to have laid the mischief to rest, a number of politically-minded news media continue to insist on promoting the blatant falsehood. We deplore their antics as yet another attempt to use any trick or means possible to discredit President Jonathan’s well-meaning, hardworking and focused administration.

According to reliable Nollywood insiders, the actress and her husband recently traveled for a second honeymoon vacation to celebrate her conception.

As we speak, the couple who married in 2008 are expecting. The couple got carried away during a recent photo session while vacationing in Europe.

Ini Edo’s US-based husband, Mr Philip Ehiagwina accidentally reveals her growing pregnancy baby bump.
We know she might debunk the rumour but well, with time a baby must come out. Wishing her a safe delivery when the time comes. Congrats to the couple.

$New music video# YungSix – First class

Rapper, Yungsix is here to tell us why he should be the ‘Best rapper in Nigeria’ (a title he recently gave himself on Twitter) with the release of a new music video for his single ‘First class, ‘ featuring KKTBM label-mate, Percy.

One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpos

DEATH: Akpos, today is your day
AKPOS: But I am not ready!
DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.
AKPOS: Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?
DEATH: All right........

You’ve probably heard brushing and flossing twice a day is the best way to keep your teeth healthy. But some foods cause enough damage to warrant extra cleanings.

1. Apples

Apples are high in acid, are surprisingly hard on your enamel. While a daily apple may keep the doctor away, the acid might keep your dentist on speed dial. Eating apples is fine, just be sure to rinse your mouth with water or mouthwash shortly after.

All ⁠relationships⁠ have their ups and downs, but some relationships are just toxic! How do you know if the relationship you are in is a toxic relationship or not?

Sometimes it is hard to see it when you are in it, but if you feel negative consuming thoughts about him throughout the day then there is a problem. A healthy relationship is one that brings you happiness when you are with that person and away from them. The relationship is secure. Both you and your partner have expressed feelings of companionship and wanting to be in the relationship.

My fellow Nigerian students! Great Nigerian students whose uncommon patience could pass as the “sacrifice” that has kept this behemoth of a Nation on its rail! Great Maidites, Lions, Buksites, Abusites and so on and so forth, it is to you that I bring these words which is borne out of a necessity of which I cannot help but ventilate through thus medium. Great potential heroes and the would-be drivers of our nation’s socio-political affairs in no time to come, it is your indulgence I crave while you go through this epistle, hoping it meets you in sedate and imperturbable minds the sad development in the last 73 days notwithstanding.

#Short Story# Something Greater Than Sorrow

“Move! I say walk faster! Yeye boy. No single respect dey your body. I go show you today. Idiot!” I hear my teacher churning out curses at me and pushing my head back and forth like the gear of a manual car. I’m not sure what I’ve done wrong or what I am doing now but I can see the principal’s office floating towards me.

That rock that Kris Humphries got Kim Kardashian was ginormous!!! Kim had fought to keep the ring in the divorce, but it was awarded to Kris. So what’s a guy to do with an old 20-carat, $2 million ring?! According to a new report, he has a plan. Check it out…

It appears Kris Humphries has struck a deal to auction off the engagement ring that he gave to Kim Kardashian during their ill-fated romance, MailOnline has learned.

Question: I want to know how I can last longer when having s*x with my partner.

The average guy lasts only 5 to 10 minutes during s*x, and you are not alone in wanting to prolong your pleasure as 71 percent of men want better s*xual endurance.

LADIES, BEFORE YOU GO SPREADING YOUR LEGS FOR A MARRIED MAN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT:

Members of the House of Representatives are singing discordant tunes over the crisis plaguing the ruling Peoples’ Democratic Party as Chairman of the Committee on Finance, Hon Abdulmumin Jibrin faulted the statement credited to his colleague and deputy minority leader, Hon Samaila Kawu, that members are not considering the option of impeaching President Goodluck Jonathan.

Gareth Bale's first full day as a Real Madrid player has been painstakingly chronicled in the Spanish sports media after being carefully stage-managed by his new club.

'Bienvenido Mr Bale' said AS on Thursday morning [Welcome, Mr Bale], over what looks set to become an iconic photo of the £86 million signing and his new team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo clasping hands when they met.

University students in Nigeria have done an about-turn on the Federal Government and Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) faceoff, saying at a press conference that they can no longer support the industrial action embarked on by the lecturers more than two months ago.

The lecturers had dropped tools and walked out of the classrooms to press home a demand that the FG fulfil a 2009 agreement reached on the payment of N92 billion earned allowances due them. The students, under the aegis of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), backed the decision at the time.

As Congress debates whether to support President Obama’s call for a limited strike against Syria for the alleged use of chemical weapons, Iran is vowing to back Bashar al-Assad’s regime to the hilt and threatening to unleash terrorism should the U.S. strike.

Qassem Soleimani, the head of Iran’s Quds Forces, Wednesday told the Assembly of Experts — the body that chooses the supreme leader — that “[w]e will support Syria to the end.”

A District Court in Middle Pennsylvania, United States headed by Justice Yvette Kane has sentenced a Nigerian, Emmanuel Ehkator to three years in prison for $11m fraud.

The Nigerian, who has been trailed by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for criminal conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, was ordered by the court to pay $11,092,028 “in restitution” to his victims.

Ehkator’s property in Canada and the “contents of several bank accounts” in Nigeria were also declared forfeited by Justice Kane.

Many people are waiting for motivation, believing in the myth that it kick-starts a great idea or paves way for the next big thing; they sit all day waiting for motivation, failing to realise that no time is perfect, no time could be more perfect than now.

Olaudah Equiano was about twelve years old when he was kidnapped from his home by his kinsmen and sold to slave traders. His dad had been a local chief and had enough money for Olaudah to go through life without the slightest hitch.

MOGADISHU, Somalia (AP) — A member of al-Shabab says American jihadist Omar Hammami was killed in an ambush in Somalia's southern Bay region.

A U.S. terrorism expert who studies Somalia's al-Qaida-linked terror group, J.M. Berger of Intelwire.com, said Thursday that reports of the death are "very likely true" based on the sources he sees online. Berger said "credible jihadi sources" have never reported Hammami dead before, though Somali government officials have.

An away trip to face Sunderland at the Stadium of Light is not the scariest of prospects for an in form. Arsenal team. The Wearsiders form is not exactly awe inspiring either, with defeats to fellow strugglers Fulham and Crystal Palce and a draw at Southampton so far in the league. They do have a home win, but that was against MK Dons in the Capital One cup.

When it comes to being a celebrity, there is no book you can read about how to become a celebrity. It doesn’t matter whether you were born from a poor family or whether your upbringing was rough, if you truly believe you have what it takes to be famous or to be successful, the only thing stopping you is you.

Nicki Minaj used to be so close to Gucci Mane…today he just decided to put her on blast alongside other rappers..She denied his claims..said its coz he’s angry, she and Tyga didn’t feature on his track..

He said he had a threesome with Keysha cole, slept with Rapper, Tyga’s current girlfriend and had séx with Nicki alongside rapper Waka Flocka, had séx with Fantasia, and wants to have séx with TI’s wife Tiny.. Also wants to take Rihanna to the BET Awards….

Its been roughly three years since her separation from her ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’s host, Frank Edoho and Katherine obiang has finally opened up on why she is not ready to remarry now.

Katherine claimed that she had a lot of men seek her hand in marriage but she has made it clear that any man she settles for right now, is definitely going to suffer because she is chasing money at the moment and has no time to pay an attention to any relationship.

#SERVES HER RIGHT# Woman Sentenced to 14 Years for Stealing N3.15 Million in Abuja

Don`t you think Nigerian law is only meant for the poor? A 22-year-old cashier, Mariam Salifu was sentenced to 14 years in prison for stealing N3.15 million belonging to her employers. The decision has been announced by an Abuja Magistrate Court, on September 9, 2013, Monday.

Mariam Salifu, residing at Karimo in the FCT, was arraigned on a two-count charge of criminal breach of trust and theft. The convict had earlier admitted to absconding with the money.

BREAKING NEWS - From The Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria
(B.A.N) To Girlfriends

With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria(B.A.N) decided to go on a two months strike starting
from 1st December, 2012. This strike is not to cause mayhem, riot or any form of breakup with our beloveth girlfriends.

Nollywood actor Joseph Benjamin posted a wedding picture between him and actress Monalisa Chinda on Instagram. While the actor did not indicate if the photograph was a still shot from a movie, tongues have been set wagging over the real meaning of the picture. We gathered that the pictures are from their latest premiered film entitled, Torn. More pics after the cut:

Check out his interview with the Sun UK below...

On His Relationship With Bey:
Beyonce was the love of my life and I was hers, so losing her is still my biggest regret. She would say to me all the time, ‘I’m afraid to ever live my life without you Lyndall, I want you to be mine for ever.’

The Olu of Warri, Ogiame Atuwase II has defiled the order of Kingship; announcing the abolition of some of the ancient Itshekiri cultural practices.

This has led to a serious protest by angry indigenes, in Warri, Delta State who took to the street on Sunday to protest but for the quick intervention of Governor Uduaghan, it would have resulted into total mayhem.

It seems teen pop idol, Justin Beiber, has gotten the approval of United States of America President, Barack Obama to hang out with his cute daughters, Natasha and Malia. The global pinup star was photographed with the two girls at a private party in the White House while he also gets a presidential handshake.

Hit-maker GospelOnDeBeatz made major headlines when he shone with his performance of Davido’s smash hit “All of You”; now the ace producer is unveiling the first major material lifted off his hotly anticipated yet top secret project “Musiqpedia”, which is the Patrick Ellis directed video for his hit single “Celebrate” featuring vocals from Like to Party maestro Burna Boy.

The eye-popping clip brings life the drums dominated afrobeats inspired number. Hungry for some Gospel? Check out Gospel Obi and his wing-man celebrate!

Watch video on youtube or download here

Sell your Old phone to Airtel and get a NOKIA Lumia 520

Airtel Nigeria, leading telecommunications service provider, and Nokia, have partnered to provide Nigerians the opportunity to exchange any of their current handsets for one of Nokia’s swank smartphones, the Lumia 520.

To qualify for the Airtel/Nokia phone upgrade programme, customers are to visit any of Airtel shops with their old but functional device of any given brand and network, then pay an exchange fee of N23, 990, to own the Lumia 520.

The General Superintendent of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Pastor William Kumuyi, has refused to recognise the controversial videos of a ‘prophetess’ and others who claimed to have died, gone to heaven and came back to narrate their extra-terrestrial experience.

In the controversial videos being sold all over Nigeria, two women and a boy claimed they died, went to heaven and came back to narrate what they said God showed them.

A teacher who was caught having an affair with 17-year-old pupil is now living with him in her marital home, two months after being placed on the s*x offenders’ register.

27-year-old Eppie Sprung Dawson lost her job and her marriage after being discovered half-unclad with teenager Matthew Robinson.

The Bayelsa Police command has confirmed the alleged suicide of a 12-year-old girl, who Monday, allegedly took her own life in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

Bayelsa Police Public Relations Officer, Mr Alex Akhigbe, told the police told the News Agency of Nigeria, yesterday, that the girl allegedly hanged herself early on Monday.

#Joke Sector# Animal Facebook

If animals had Facebook, these would most likely be their Status Updates:

Cockroach: "Managed to skip from someone’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”

Dog: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don’t even remember…”

Einstein's Cat: "E = mice squared"

Mosquito: “I am

#Sport# Blatter: Summer World Cup in Qatar is a mistake

The Fifa president concedes he knew it would be problematic to host the event in the summer and will meet with governing body's board next month to argue for a winter tournament

Fifa president Sepp Blatter has admitted it may have been a mistake to give Qatar the World Cup in 2022, knowing full well that the tournament being played in the summer would cause serious problems.

What appears to be the invasion of the church by satan is unfolding following the launch of a website that offers faithful Christian couples the chance to experiment with group sex or even exchange themselves with other couples for sex has been launched.

The website, ChristianSwingers, offers Christian couples the opportunity to engage with other ‘swinging partners’ in sexual activities “in good faith” and because it is sinful to go out of Christendom to engage in extra-marital affairs.

According to our olofofos, we learnt that 43 year old ex-militant, High Chief Government Oweizide Ekpemupolo (aka Tompolo) on Monday 26th August 2013 received his LearJet 60SE produced by Canadian aerospace company Bombardier.

The Jet according to aviation sources cost a whopping sum of $13.3 million (N2.12 billion).

A couple of weeks ago, the Limpopo crooner, KCee was quoted as saying he is single or separated from his wife.

Well, in a recent chat he was asked to shed more light on the issue

Now here’s a song worthy of being leaked. Super producer, Kid Konnect comes up with a cracking material, “Satan Must Fall”, featuring M.I Abaga, Terry Tha Rapman and Sir Dauda.

It’s rap and bars all the way, and if you aren’t a Hiphop purist, then this one’s not for you..

Raise Yo Game!

Hot Or Not? Karen Igho Displays Bikini Body

This is Monday morning and I resisted the urge to present to you Karen Igho’s hot bikini body because I wanted the men to settle down to work before feasting their eyes.

Dietitian’s tip: These quick-and-easy chocolate pudding pies make great desserts or snacks. Instead of using sprinkles for garnish, you can top the pies with diced fresh fruit, such as strawberries or raspberries.

For those who know ‘Bumper To Bumper’ crooner, Wande, they will tell you that the dark and sonorous voiced dude has a heart of gold and this, he showed recently when he gave his manager, Nana Abbey, an E200 Kompressor Mercedes Benz, just few days after launching a 450GL 4Matic Benz car.

There has been a lot of controversy in the Nigerian music industry of late.

Two days ago, rappers went berserk regarding Notjstok’s top 10 talented rappers list.

Rapper Godwon decided to blast some rappers who made the list, among those rappers – were M.I and Sinzu.

Who Got The Bile Of Annie Idibia?

It seems someone, or some people are really out to get Annie Macaulay Idibia, the wife of top music star, 2Face Idibia very angry or what can one make of her angry tweets over the weekend?

In one of her tweets, the model cum Nollywood actress stated categorically that she would gladly prefer being buried with live snakes than to live her life pleasing any man. In another tweet, she said that she stays away from anyone who makes her feel uneasy. I want to ask: does that include her lovely husband, 2Face? See her tweets and see what you make of them.

After watching their near neighbours Tottenham spend almost £105m on new players, Arsenal look set to finally get in on the act on the final day of the summer transfer window.

"The headline act is Mesut Ozil, Real Madrid's 24-year-old attacking midfielder. Arsenal are in advanced talks to sign the Germany international for a reported fee of 45m euros (£38.2m).

When was the last time you gave or received a compliment (close friends and family don’t count)? What was the reaction like in both cases? Shock, bewilderment or just a plain smile in acknowledgement?

In a world where compliments are offered so rarely and rivalry; healthy and otherwise has become the order of the day, exceptions to the rule come like a breath of fresh air, more so when they’re from a complete stranger or from a contemporary who acknowledges our talent or craft.

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