#Joke Sector# it just keep coming (laugh Joor, Akpos at his best in an interview)

NAME: Akpos


STATE: Warri

DATE OF BIRTH: Dont Really Remember

GENDER:  I think is MALE



HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,

- Catching bullets with bare hands,

- Jogging up & down Mount Everest

- Collecting rock particles from the moon.

MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and broke its neck.

- Skinned a crocodile alive.

- Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived.

- Killed Superman.

- Held my breath under water for 8months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45seconds!

- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, JohnF. Kennedy, Tupac,B.I.G, osama bin laden (the list is too long).

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting

- Outran a cheetah.

- Fluent in 10,598 languages.

- Killed twitter bird..

- First woman to land on the sun.

- Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight!

SILLYTHING DONE:
-Snow boarding on Mount Everest.

-Sky diving from outer space.

EMBARRASSINGMOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100bears with a single punch, only 99died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- when a cobra died after biting me.

- When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING

ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag..