-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet wit your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this food no done'.
-OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers'.
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says 'mummy I want to piss'.
-STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to share!
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